Because why wouldn’t you host your teams meeting in the middle of a coffee shop? – you putts

I mean honestly, is it normal? Im actually asking, really. Ive always been the person to enjoy the idea of spending more time at the local yocal coffee shops. Call me a hopeless romantic, but ive never spent enough time to learn and understand rules. ETIQUETTE! Thats the one! Is there coffee shop etiquette with the use of devices and calls, meetings? I mean it is a coffee shop so no one can expect silence in the first place. has it always been a thing?

The Cotton Cupcake Presents: Real Life, Stupid people (Real life stupid people)

Today we salute you, Mr. Coffee-Shop Master of Meetings Guy (mr coffee shop mater of meetings guy)

Yes! We’re all aware that you cannot hear us as earbuds are plugged directly into your stupid head – even though we can hear you loud and clear. (Houston can you read me)

Armed with a waxy cloak of invisibility and a leather man-bag your mom probably bought you, (its called a cross-body) you disappear like a fart in the wind as everyone wonders “Is this guy fucking serious” (dat bitch bout to hit you)

As the king of the forrest and unmeasurable by the Gods, you disobey every IP security breach HR has a rule for, (OH snap you gonna get in trouble) but like a knight who feels proud his armor, you as well cant be touched (Cant touch dis) well not in that cream colored sweater that Nanna knit you this year (fuck its getting itchy)

So here’s to you, prominence of the people. Because what would a coffee shop be without leadership skills like your.